…Chocolate martinis at my house for New Years! Last night I had so much fun with drunken KIK people that I hope to repeat the experience! Everyone is invited (MolotovCoqteez), but give my phone a few hours to recharge n_n’ See you soon!
For those who have never eaten mochi...
It’s a little hard to describe, but it’s like a dough-wrapped ice-cream ball. If you enjoy raw-ish dough taste, like canned biscuit dough, picture that sprinkled with cinnamon and with ice-cream at the center n_n
It's that time...
Time for me to crawl into my cozy little bed and dream silly dreams. It has been a wonderful day, and it’s all because of you guys! Thank you for making this the best birthday in ages. Goodnight, and may all of your days be as good as this one has been for me n_n
innsmouthharborseafoodcompany-d asked: I don't do naked...worse than Lovecraftian horrors to drive one eternally mad...but may you have an awesome remainder of birthday for you are an awesome human. (and it's ok if I am not one of the 3, I will just pretend)
There are still three...
…people I haven’t heard from today. I won’t be satisfied until I get a happy birthday wish or a nekky pic from these three. Other than that, my day could not have been better!
Birthday Step Seven:
Take ten shots of tequila and talk to the sexiest people on KIK. Check!
…are a perv’s best friends! I’m all kinds of happy with my nekky pics! Still waiting on a few of you wallflowers, though. Privacy guaranteed n_n
Birthday Step Six:
Rock out to Lita Ford on the ride home! Check!
Sausage fest! :D
I’m getting all kinds of nekky guy messages, but no wimmens! Anybody?
catbountry: handingoutbricklers: robotlyra: If tumblr was McDonalds, all the burgers and sandwiches and nuggets and fries would be served without condiments. You’d be free to bring and add your own condiments to actually make the dining experience fully ENJOYABLE, but occasionally Ronald McDonald would stand by your table, sigh disapprovingly and comment on how all the ketchup stains make...
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind. PSA worth a reblog n_n
I got nekky pics!
Anyone else feeling saucy? KIK me at MolotovCoqteez n_n
macencheeze asked: Happy birthday! Your wish is my command. Within reason. And something i can do from my phone.
mareofsteel asked: Happy birthday! I still miss you. *hugs* What are you doing for your birthday?
Thank you, sweetie!
glenyrd-deactivated20121012 asked: Happy Birthday to one of my Tumblr OG's! HAVE AN AMAZING DAY IN ALL CAPS!!!!
dallydoll asked: Happy Birthday, lady! I hope the coming year brings you all the best things! ^_^
I want nekky pics from ALL of you for my birthday! Who’s with me?! 100% confidential! You can even send it anon if you feel better about it!
You’re not late! You’re right on time! Gonna send me nekky pics for my birthday? ;)
paxochka asked: Someone should give you all that money for your birthday. Or take you out for dinner and drinks :) Happy Birthday, beautiful. Long time long love xx
uless asked: Happy Birthday!
Birthday Step One:
Play video games, pig out, have sex, and KIK with besties all morning, laughing deep belly laughs at housework that needs doing! Check!
I’m flat broke, but Mom bought the booze! It’s on like Donkey Punch! WOO! I’m thinking about playing Battle Shots with tequila. Your thoughts?
You always look silly, in the best possible ways n_n
salutationtothestars asked: IF YESTERDAY WAS THE DAY BEFORE YOUR BIRTHDAY THEN TODAY IS THE DAY BEFORE YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL MAGNIFICENT DAY AND THAT YOU DO ALL SORTS OF LOVELY RELAXING THINGS. <3 <3 <3
I peeked XD
Tomorrow is mah birfday!
I want a Forever Lazy more than any piece of garbage I’ve ever seen on TV! *Rolls eyes*
Scrolling through my timeline, I have just realized something…you are all a great looking bunch of people! All the prettiness makes me happy!
I’m good for it…*sob*
I need money
Not in the “There is something I wish to buy” sense, but in the “Oh shit they’re gonna cut off the power and the water and repossess the car” sense! Fuck fuck fuck…anyone got $2000 I can hold until February?
Four More Days
And the birthday dread grows… My parties used to be three-day events full of sex, drugs, hotel rooms, and party crashers. My twenty-first birthday party is fondly remembered by people who were just passing by to go to another party and got sucked in! I used to look forward to it, but this year all of the people I want to party with are on the Internet, and it seems kinds of dull and...
For the record...
Etch-a-Sketch is NOT a little red box you draw on in my house n_n’